Roxy-fied!

I’m late.  Nooo, not that kind of late!  *rolls eyes*

Remember when Katy Perry and Victoria Beckham were on American Idol as guest judges??  OK, let’s start there.

Now, we all know how well I know these women in real life (NOT!) so I don’t want anyone leaving me nasty comments if I burst any bubbles.  This is based off of that episode, a single moment of an impression they let everyone see of themselves.

Pre-AI episode, I must confess that I wasn’t a fan of skinny lil’ Vickie there.  She comes across as hoity, toity.  Immersing herself into the fantasy world of being famous.  Like that’s all that matters.  I could go on.  But I did like Katy Perry.  I thought her fun & flirty, gregarious.  Both gorgeous in different ways, of course.

Post-AI episode.  Victoria had me at…whatever the first word she said in the show.  She was considerate and compassionate to the contestants, to the little old us’s of the world.  She respected the other judges, acted like ever the proper guest.  She was funny and…down to Earth in her own sense.  She was ‘normal’, just in a $10,000 hair-do.

Katy Perry, now, was just snooty, snotty, condescending with her I’M better than anyone else here attitude.  I’ve seen 4yr olds with better manners (in regards to her interaction with Kara). I hated her.  What a bitch!!  I lost all respect for her as a person.  I’d like to throw poo in her eye, I would!  And even though I still like her songs, I will not buy anything that will support her.  And I shall call her Katy Cunt from now on.

All that to say…besides the obvious facts that I love Victoria and hate Katy now (in case, my bad, if it wasn’t as obvious as I thought)…be careful of what impressions you are casting out to the public.  To your neighbors, co-workers, grocery store cashier.  Be nice.  Smile.  Try to make someone’s crappy day better with kindness and understanding.

You behavior goes a long way.  It doesn’t just stop at that person.  I’d rather have good behavior passed on from me.

Instead of looking like a twat, Katy Perry.

While I prefer that you eat a little bit more, you were nice.

I think you’re beautiful as well, but only on the outside.  Snatch.